Friday, August 7, 2009

deer heads and sprinklers

After a wonderful nigt spent next to the freeway leading into Jackson we rangled up our bikes and headed back into town to get some grub at bubbas and find the public library. Aparently no one goes there because we got three different people to tell us to go four different directions, damn richy's can't even get around there own town. We struck out east with no real destinations till we arrived at Thermopolis WY, where they have the worlds largest hotsprings and the fattest men who like stop up the slides leading into them. Ended up going down a slide were you can actually catch air and then go straight into a turn and almost upside down, ouch. After the springs we didn't have much left to do besides drink steele's and waltse around the park. Checked out the hotel that we'd be visitin in the morning and crusied around the inside looking at hundreds of animals lining the walls and pictures of animal attacks, good old wyoming. We took a few tips from the animals that we saw on the walls and slowly snuck up to our prey... a nice little family with a couple of boxes of pizza. Ended up talking to them for a bit with the dude saying he builds houses for billionare's...boring everyone knows billionare's are like sea horses and unicorns, they don't exist. Finishing are steele's we set off for home which was a gazebo tonight. Yeah I know we splirged and put a roof over our heads. Woke up to Luke screaming about sprinklers or something and I went back to one of my Nam flashbacks where my CO luke is running around naked trying to evade charlie while I stay in my fox hole when all of a sudden i turned around and get peppered in the face by home depot finest. We lost that battle but made our way to the newest HQ, a joggin path. With another terrible nights sleep behind us we set out early for one of our lives goals... Sturgis.

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